Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
