Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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