Sry I called you an 8
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I just saw a hot homeless man
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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