I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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