He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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