Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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