Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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