i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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