It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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