with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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