You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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