He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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