I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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