i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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