I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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