we have officially lost it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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