maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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