that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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