you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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