Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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