I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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