Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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