yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
should my penis look like a turkey
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
