Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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