It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
is it fun? or sober?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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