cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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