how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
