I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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