I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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