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(781): View more from Massachusetts

yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction

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(503): View more from Oregon

I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.

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(226): View more from Ontario

he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!

(1-226): View more from Ontario

Poor life choices...?

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(425): View more from Washington

woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.

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