they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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