so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
