I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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