dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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