i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My cat gives me a boner
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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