The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
