what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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