You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
