my phone needs a breathalizer
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
