i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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