Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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