Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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