Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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