If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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