i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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