Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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