So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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