I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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