OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
