My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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