I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
